Sometimes, you want art. Sometimes, you want beauty. Sometimes, you want the pleasure of seeing a cartoon schoolyard bully get seven kinds of tar knocked outta him by Slappy Squirrel. Notice that I skipped part one. The reason? If I ever see anyone picking on any one else even remotely like the assholes what done fer me in high school, I may try to reach through the monitor and strangle his non-existing ass...what can I say, I've got issues. More goodness later.